I... don’t care what the actors want us to believe?

“I made everyone I’ve ever met write a book report of Atlas Shrugged because it’s my personal philosophy. Also, I want to do away with the government, unless it involves your vagina because I’m not a godless nihilist.”

Beetlejuice is just looking for attention. As usual.

I'm a big fan of your work, but a man's drink has at most two ingredients, excluding ice cubes. You might as well be a sorority girl ordering a "sex-on-the-cosmo-spritzer-with-four-cherries-and-an-olive." Stop holding things up, Archduke Badshirt.

I, sadly, pay for HBO and HBONo. I’m in an area where it’s Comcast or nothing. Despite numerous calls, they won’t let me have even ten channels of television— shit I could get for free if I attached an enormous antenna to my roof— without paying for HBO.

HBOGo is terrible. How can streaming sites that illegally host content be so much better? They’re probably run by teenagers in New Zealand for Lorde’s sake! HBONo is going to be down forever when GoT hits.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bury_the_…

And everyone, realizing they were not, in fact, cows, got tired of painting (and looking at) pictures of hay fields, hay stacks, and hay, in general.

Two great readings! I feel like you might be using some power on my weak mind...

Supposedly, there are three gods for every person currently living in India. If someone isn’t praying to cows, monkeys, rats, cobras, and probably Mr. Hankey, I’d be quite surprised.

“What is ‘relatively obscure ‘hard’ sci-fi reference?’”

I’m glad you’re not the art police.

But will any of the eggs be in “blackface?”

Like all those bricks in Rome that got re-purposed?

Wasn't it Moses's magic staff (translation provided by his brother, Aaron) who said, "A baby for a baby leaves the whole world sleeping more often?"

Actually, telling morons who can’t use “you’re” correctly to eat my ass makes me feel really good. Thanks for helping with that.

I’m starting to wish no one had taught the internet the word “blackface.” The whole thing is starting to feel like a two-year-old who’s learned to say “No!” and now says it to any question.

She’s single. You guys should go out for ice cream.

I'll say what everyone, including my big-swinging-dick-self, is thinking:

And now that she’s actively lying for him?