Which "organs" are "moved?" What is "removed?" Maybe I'm "stupid," but I don't think you know how tubal ligation works.

Let me know when you want something to eat.

I fail to see how not being able to procreate is comparable to losing a limb. Are you arguing that people who are infertile should be classified as handicapped?

I'm really only hoping to raise the question of when one (and who) is allowed to darken their skin for the purpose of a costume. Blackface is, at least in my mind, a specific and, obviously, offensive thing. I don't think The Rock is doing it.

Is The Rock wearing blackface?

How are torture and neglect fundamentally different if you can't make yourself a sandwich when you're hungry?

This person tortured and murdered a child. I haven't googled her, so I don't know her race. And, I don't care. She took a plea and avoided the punishment she deserved. The system should really make this (obviously one-time) deal with more shitty, criminal parents.

Nailed it. Let's think less about this criminal and more about her victim.

Including this instance?

I've never wanted to watch wrestling since I was eight. Now, I kinda do.

Poor Canuck. Dude thinks fucking a Kardashian makes you an Honorary Black Person.

Better still, he could do community service in every continent in Africa and Europe. That should keep him out of North America for a while.

How many times has she changed her story about their nature of their relationship at this point? Which is to say, I guess if you're not making any money on the ho stroll anymore, you gotta get back together with your "soulmate."

$8500 isn't going to cover 32 weddings. They should have went the kickstarter route.

No, the lying liar who keeps lying is the worst person in this story.

I guess the takeaway here is that people who listen to Top40 country radio are some dumb motherfuckers.

It's like A Serbian Film is playing on loop in his head and the only thing that keeps him from murdering and then raping everyone he sees is his unwavering faith in Christ's love.

If that's the kind of shit Grandpa Duck says at a prayer breakfast, what does he talk about after he's had a couple of beers? And why don't most atheists feel the need to describe these sort of fantasies to strangers over brunch?

Actually, he might graduate to "pretty likeable" when he stops showing up on a news show every Sunday morning to blab about what he thinks the president should have done that week.

The thin, arched ones give people clownface.