Oh, she looks great. Still, this eyebrow thing lately...

Psssst! I've seen covers that didn't involve people looking like Burt.

The braille translates to "I know all there is to know about the crying game."

But she was trying to burn it down. Just like when Christ kicked the yoga instructors out of the temple.

Ain't no judge going to give this friendly white lady the time she deserves.

You should set up a gofundme or whatever. It's worked around here before, and you might get to be on the tee-vee.

"I'm not sure how many countries are involved with this shit. William Gibson was always writing about Japan, right? I love Blade Runner."

Nail on the head!

I'm about 90%. I don't think I could convict him, but I'm not writing any letters on his behalf, either.

I discussed this question with various friends for hours a few months ago.

Damn, that guy's case was mishandled. What the hell happened to "innocent until proven guilty?"

We russian tired, Bro. Always with the poking, Bro. Bro need stop, Bro. If not, we yell at your neighbor while you at work, Bro. That show you, Bro.

If you honestly think taking part in a ribald chant makes one a future psychopath, you must believe that Nick Cave has killed a few thousand people.

If you honestly think taking part in a ribald chant makes one a future psychopath, you must believe that Nick Cave has killed a few thousand people.

You must be fun at parties.

They should get Amanda Palmer to play at as many of their weddings as possible.

Maybe if Rick wasn't thinking with his "I been out there so long I take what I need" dick, he could come up with something more reasonable than killing this asshole and stealing his wife and community.

Maybe Ken should be less shocking and marry Jay-Z.

Patricia Arquette's "unfortunate" comments?

Lighten up, man. It was a very small D&G bag. Dude needed a napkin. Where else would he get one of those? From some kind of napkin tree? Is that where they come from? Just asking for next time. For my husband. I mean, for a friend. Yes, my friend Eminem who loves gay people and somehow lacks a napkin tree. …