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Sorry to bust your bubble white humans, black people can be just as boring and regular as they come!

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Someone posted this the other day, and now I'm starting to think that it is high time wrasslin' starts getting looked at through a serious critical lens. Millions of people watch it, so it's gotta mean something, right?

Yeah, Kim worrying about Ye's fortune is like Wal-Mart giving a shit about that quarter I dropped in their parking lot yesterday.

I don't think you know what blackface is.

Your analogy doesn't work on a couple of levels.

So, nothing is "moved" or "removed?"

Which "organs" are "moved?" What is "removed?" Maybe I'm "stupid," but I don't think you know how tubal ligation works.

Let me know when you want something to eat.

I fail to see how not being able to procreate is comparable to losing a limb. Are you arguing that people who are infertile should be classified as handicapped?

I'm really only hoping to raise the question of when one (and who) is allowed to darken their skin for the purpose of a costume. Blackface is, at least in my mind, a specific and, obviously, offensive thing. I don't think The Rock is doing it.

Is The Rock wearing blackface?

How are torture and neglect fundamentally different if you can't make yourself a sandwich when you're hungry?

This person tortured and murdered a child. I haven't googled her, so I don't know her race. And, I don't care. She took a plea and avoided the punishment she deserved. The system should really make this (obviously one-time) deal with more shitty, criminal parents.

Nailed it. Let's think less about this criminal and more about her victim.

Including this instance?

I've never wanted to watch wrestling since I was eight. Now, I kinda do.

Poor Canuck. Dude thinks fucking a Kardashian makes you an Honorary Black Person.

Better still, he could do community service in every continent in Africa and Europe. That should keep him out of North America for a while.

How many times has she changed her story about their nature of their relationship at this point? Which is to say, I guess if you're not making any money on the ho stroll anymore, you gotta get back together with your "soulmate."