$8500 isn't going to cover 32 weddings. They should have went the kickstarter route.

No, the lying liar who keeps lying is the worst person in this story.

I guess the takeaway here is that people who listen to Top40 country radio are some dumb motherfuckers.

It's like A Serbian Film is playing on loop in his head and the only thing that keeps him from murdering and then raping everyone he sees is his unwavering faith in Christ's love.

If that's the kind of shit Grandpa Duck says at a prayer breakfast, what does he talk about after he's had a couple of beers? And why don't most atheists feel the need to describe these sort of fantasies to strangers over brunch?

Actually, he might graduate to "pretty likeable" when he stops showing up on a news show every Sunday morning to blab about what he thinks the president should have done that week.

The thin, arched ones give people clownface.

Oh, she looks great. Still, this eyebrow thing lately...

Psssst! I've seen covers that didn't involve people looking like Burt.

The braille translates to "I know all there is to know about the crying game."

But she was trying to burn it down. Just like when Christ kicked the yoga instructors out of the temple.

Ain't no judge going to give this friendly white lady the time she deserves.

You should set up a gofundme or whatever. It's worked around here before, and you might get to be on the tee-vee.

"I'm not sure how many countries are involved with this shit. William Gibson was always writing about Japan, right? I love Blade Runner."

Nail on the head!

I'm about 90%. I don't think I could convict him, but I'm not writing any letters on his behalf, either.

I discussed this question with various friends for hours a few months ago.

Damn, that guy's case was mishandled. What the hell happened to "innocent until proven guilty?"

We russian tired, Bro. Always with the poking, Bro. Bro need stop, Bro. If not, we yell at your neighbor while you at work, Bro. That show you, Bro.

If you honestly think taking part in a ribald chant makes one a future psychopath, you must believe that Nick Cave has killed a few thousand people.