If you honestly think taking part in a ribald chant makes one a future psychopath, you must believe that Nick Cave has killed a few thousand people.

You must be fun at parties.

They should get Amanda Palmer to play at as many of their weddings as possible.

Maybe if Rick wasn't thinking with his "I been out there so long I take what I need" dick, he could come up with something more reasonable than killing this asshole and stealing his wife and community.

Maybe Ken should be less shocking and marry Jay-Z.

Patricia Arquette's "unfortunate" comments?

Lighten up, man. It was a very small D&G bag. Dude needed a napkin. Where else would he get one of those? From some kind of napkin tree? Is that where they come from? Just asking for next time. For my husband. I mean, for a friend. Yes, my friend Eminem who loves gay people and somehow lacks a napkin tree. …

"I was at Coachella this year and I kept calling them 'denim underwear' cause all the girls wear the denim underwear and it's, like, a little obscene! I don't want to say that, but you know, sometimes I think that they're just too short. And now I'm turning into that person that I'm like, your shorts are too…

And, yet, they could afford to drink better wine while you couldn't. Everyone wins!

It's enough to make you think that weed isn't good for you.

I'll give you the "B" thing. And, if you like Catfish that much, that's cool, too.

What time is the Click Bowl?

The joke would have been lost on him , anyway .

Can we all simply take a moment to acknowledge that Jarecki is no Errol Morris?

Do we get to pick what sort of Taliban we become?

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I say this way too much, but... these nutterbutters are no longer elected to make their region better. They are elected to break shit because half of the populace has been convinced that the government does nothing but try to kill them.

Beats shooting doctors.

Seriously. How many of these motherfuckers are there?