do u even lift, bro?

You should kill those jokers.

That's a lot better looking than most moobs.

Yikes!

Fake born-again redneck from Texas breaks country. Fake Cuban catholic from Florida now running to the right of himself. With all that blue Massachusetts blood, I wonder what a Bush "from" California would sound like. Probably the same, at least in regards to big business.

You left out acid rain.

There are a lot of Cuban-Americans in Miami that vote Republican and won't be happy until we nuke Cuba. Obviously, he represents them vigorously.

I'll bite. What are these things we should be paying attention to? Aside from the dismantling of campaign finance reform?

She has the comfort of knowing that one of her boys turned out okay. Or, at least, votes okay.

How do you know what I'm listening to, dude?

Saying that too many people are talking is a piss-poor excuse for claiming someone is not being heard.

Que?

Say what you will, but the justified fear of a possibly fatal beating kept me from doing shit like this when I was a kid.

I'm going to finance blowing up the moon - because that is a better thing.

Ah, the magic of eating at a restaurant owned by a Manic Pixie Dream Doofus. I imagine the place will be a dollar store full of knock-off dancing Groots by this time next year.

The Zuckerbergs poked me in a sexual way at Mark's secret base in the Himalayas.

Facebook follows me in real life.

The last bit is from The Simpsons, but if we want to play a round of highhand, I don't follow anyone on Twitter.

Jaden has too many thetans (or is it too few?) to go to high school, stupid mortal. He is the mighty oak that is an acorn that is a lobster stuffed with tacos.

I had to stop somewhere after the two minute mark, as I saw no "real niggas" nor any "thick bitches." On here.