Thank you! I simply don't get the hate for Gotham around here.

I'd say "Lighten up, Francis," but you're obviously having too much fun Red Scaring yourself silly.

Fake born-again redneck from Texas breaks country. Fake Cuban catholic from Florida now running to the right of himself. With all that blue Massachusetts blood, I wonder what a Bush "from" California would sound like. Probably the same, at least in regards to big business.

Simmer down, horny gun-person.

You left out acid rain.

There are a lot of Cuban-Americans in Miami that vote Republican and won't be happy until we nuke Cuba. Obviously, he represents them vigorously.

I'll bite. What are these things we should be paying attention to? Aside from the dismantling of campaign finance reform?

When I grow up, I want to be a socialite with a weird hobby.

This is the one I took issue with, too. "Y2K bug," anyone?

She has the comfort of knowing that one of her boys turned out okay. Or, at least, votes okay.

Of course, it's probably been rebuilt at least a dozen times.

Came to post Raising Arizona. Found Raising Arizona. Can close window happy.

How do you know what I'm listening to, dude?

Saying that too many people are talking is a piss-poor excuse for claiming someone is not being heard.

Que?

Five is the months of the year.

It's those hundreds of churches that keep Putin in power and are turning Russia into an oppressive theocracy. But I'll concede one point— you're right about not being the exception.

You worry about your wee-wee too much.

Say what you will, but the justified fear of a possibly fatal beating kept me from doing shit like this when I was a kid.