Yeah, but you have to worry about polar bears and the potential for a Ford-family-zombie-apocalypse. Plus, there's so little traffic. And all of that delicious, delicious poutine...

Have you considered leaving your iceberg?

Technically, it would seem that dingbat chooses to fuck him, quite possibly with a rusty screwdriver.

One machine squashes, stretches and twists them to make sure they can stand up to the wear of everyday life; another pumps fluid into them to test erections. Sliced segments are tested at the genetic, cellular and physiological level.

Zzzzzzzzz...

Is it wrong that I'm finally interested in this bullshit because Winona Ryder is involved? I mean, I've been in love with her for, like, twenty-five years.

I simply thought it was interesting that the author takes the song's seeming intentions as earnest.

Phil Hartman's ghost is going to hurt you in your sleep for your bullshit comment.

Every day I wait for my "white person" check to show up.

"...if you're in Skagway, Alaska, you're thinking about the fact of why my life isn't better off today than it was when this senator was elected six years ago. Of course, if you're caring for a six-year-old and working three jobs, you should have made better life choices," Priebus added. "We want to help women…

No snack shaming was pretty terrific.

Those two fellows looks strangely familiar. One of them looks like my lawyer. And the other one looks like my college roommate who always took a shower wearing his bathing suit. Curious.

Maybe you could explain your feelings on the matter to him instead of deciding he's not "different?" He might surprise you. He might not.

Somehow, I feel this might be making fun of R&B. And people who like R&B. And, possibly, the idea that a sexy R&B song could even be socially responsible. But, hey, if you like it...

Well spotted! You got the joke. You should consider a career in stand-up.

Your fauxrage is absurd.

Speaking of someone needing 180 hours of education...

How do you know what she's thinking? Do you live in her head with a bunch of periods............

Just once, just one goddamn time, I wish people would think about the real victims here. Vegetarians, people in baggy pants, and vegetarians in baggy pants are not thugs!

Because the kids are cruel and enjoy strange laughs with their bath salts.