i don’t want to be a bad person, but we know how this story ends. empty coffins, medals, and oblivion.

he’s the god of thunder, not of lightning.

Need to build a dome.

True... but he on Ragnarok he was kicking ass with lighting... not thunder clap!... he doesn’t collect thunder noises on his hammer... He collects lighting. =)

I think the big question that’s not addressed here is: will lightning give you cancer?

The Sky is now officially labeled as a state sponsor of terror.

Time to ban lightning (and thunder)! It’s loud, starts fires, now, it’s creating radiation. Let’s fine God $500 per strike and distribute the bills equally among all the churches.

Sorry, but according to multiple lines of dialogue in Thor: Ragnarok, he’s the god of thunder, not of lightning.

That joke was really reaching, and was extremely droll and nerdy. There’s only one thing that one can say.

Sure,sure.... but:

I actually had an offer of a green card marriage from a New Zealander many years ago. I turned it down because you know...legal stuff. Of course, I visited NZ later and have been kicking myself ever since.

Western Europe.

Someone please point me to a country that has its shit together so that I can arrange a not-at-all-shady marriage and escape this madness

Handcrafted by the finest child sweatshop in all of Bangladesh.

Oh that is so tacky.

Tacky, bourgeoisie assholes.

Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

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