I actually had an offer of a green card marriage from a New Zealander many years ago. I turned it down because you know...legal stuff. Of course, I visited NZ later and have been kicking myself ever since.

Western Europe.

Someone please point me to a country that has its shit together so that I can arrange a not-at-all-shady marriage and escape this madness

He is THISCLOSE to bragging that he has the biggest hurricanes.

It’s what happens when you have a person who views everything as transactional.

Handcrafted by the finest child sweatshop in all of Bangladesh.

Oh that is so tacky.

I really do wish I could say I’m shocked that he made his response to a terrible natural disaster about himself, but, well, here we are.

Tacky, bourgeoisie assholes.

Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

“Later, spotting a crowd of people, he said “What a crowd!” and “What a turnout!”

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He is far from a guiding light for leftism but Christopher Hitchens’ The Missionary Position is a pretty damn good expose of Mother Teresa

I wish he was always referred to as “convicted felon Dinesh D’Souza.”

Mother Theresa was a disgusting sadist who refused cancer patients pain medicine because it made them closer to Jesus.

A lot of people Trump retweets seem to be people who are facing/have faced financial fraud charges.

sure is nice that Dinesh D’Souza has been able to recover so quickly from that felony campaign finance fraud conviction.