That kid is toast. Even though they lettuce know what happened, I’ll bet he’ll be bacon for his job back next week.

I was highly qualified but lost a job at Bojangle’s, because you have to be Christian to work there. They even have questions on the resume asking:

Neither was English class, it seems.

To continue from sbx2, it’s a credential that is a laminated hard plastic card. Used in most forms of motorsports (IMSA, NHRA, etc.) and, I imagine, many other events. Typically given to people that are not just one event participants.

Lettuce remember the sandwich and the hero’s that eat them.

There’s your problem, the wheat bread is the real gem there.

I’m just not a fan of vinegar, I knew exactly what I wanted but the employees all swore up and down that I needed to have it “Mike’s Way”, being that I had never been there before I said sure but was shocked when they dumped enough vinegar on it to completely soak the bread. If it weren’t for the idiot employee and…

I think they found a sub for him anyway...

Hard card is a Nascar issued credential that allows you access to all parts of the track. Pit Road, garage, meetings etc...

Alright, ignorant question time! “Hard card”?

The sandwiches are truly awful. The bread makes or breaks a sub, and the jimmy johns bread is the lamest, blandest, most unpleasantly textured white bread I have ever eaten. Plus, the owner is a scumbag, they make (or once did make) their fucking employees sign non-compete agreements (TO MAKE FUCKING SUBS FOR…

Serious question Skay: Do you just sit around thinking up every combination of pun you can and enter them in a database just in case some freakishly specific situation happens where you can put them into use?

That po’ boy dropped his sandwich.

Blac Chyna is no better than the rest of them. Yes, she’s the victim of a crime, but that is the only thing that differentiates her from them.

Wow. I knew she booked this, because she’s her manager, but I didn’t know the full context. Disgusting.

Ugh, I’m pretty sure this episode is the one that churned my stomach. I have seen very little of the Kardashian Collection of E! programs but somehow I did stumble across an episode early on that made me hate Kris Jenner with a passion. Jenner booked a Playboy shoot then told Kim who objected repeatedly and kept…

I always assumed Ray J using her as a urinal was in the movie because, well, everyone knows about it.

Kardashian was known thanks to OJ, BUT Kim soaked it in platinum and diamonds so IT WILL NEVER BE DESTROYED!!

You can’t spell acumen without cum.