Of course he got the big heavy massage chairs from Brookstone- I think they’re the D Series Massage Collection. If he was smarter, he’d have gotten the smaller, lighter, but superior E-Series. I think we all know, though, that Flacco would never buy the E lite.

Of course, with Joe’s big contract, the chairs cost a relative Pittance.

I find it legitimately fascinating that while quality of play is higher now than it’s been in nearly 20 years, and despite the amount of generational-type talent in the league right now, there still isn’t a single superstar in the league right now with enough cachet to warrant making another Space Jam.

“she boiled a pot of water. Then, she walked over to Smith and poured it on him. When Smith didn’t react strongly enough for her, she started hitting him with her open hands, she told police.”

Honest question, what makes you think those votes would have gone to Hillary? The few Johnson supporters I know probably would have gone Trump. But that’s a small sample size so I don’t know what the norm is.

That’s disgusting. Coke is clearly superior.

Minority? But she’s living in a material world. And she’s a material girl.

Well she is the 1%, so...

It literally could have been any male between the ages of 12-120 on the face of the planet.

The thing is, no one told them what the Mannequin Challenge is. This is just a normal moment on that private jet.

Isn’t Starbucks one of the best case scenarios for lower wage workers? It was my understanding that they have been offering benefits and stuff for years before anyone gave that to service industry workers.

aka “first”

This article is nothing more than part of a schmear campaign.

it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house?

Everyone has their price. It just happens that the White Sox price is really low and they’ll let you pull a filthy sanchez on ‘em when your done.

They would probably hold the subtitle cards up in the wrong order.

What’s the big deal? Tim Tebow bounced passes to receivers for years and nobody was impressed.

Gronk’s 69th Touchdown Party is starting a tad early.

“...there is a dark, Baylessian part of my brain that lit up with thoughts like, ‘Holy shit, I don’t think Kevin Durant can handle this!’”