Plus this isn’t a transmission, it’s a GT-R transmission. Which I’m 99% sure is forged by elves in Rivendell using unicorn bones.

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

“Let’s target 6-year-olds to 16-year-olds...”

It’s a urinal. You don’t sit on a urinal.

a slow twitch bone, to be precise.

I mean, that doesn’t seem like the worst move. I watched tons of hunting shows and those guys are always white...

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

He’s a good teen

Pulisic needs to stay where he will play. It’s too soon for him to go to Barca.

Wait, so the money is paid to NFL.com and not the members of your league that you’re trying to cheat?

Fixed that for you

The modern NBA has too many glory boys and too much dribbling.

Totally missed the point but go on.

He’ll never play for FC Dallas or Houston Dynamo

In hindsight it should have been a dead giveaway he didn’t try to do anything since his knees weren’t injured

There goes all hope for a Kobe-like MVP season for Rose.

An extra $5B, because they don’t exist.