My most badadd cpmments are wjen I don;t lopk at the keyboaed.

Yeah, but is it a catch?

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

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The inaccuracy I was referring to isn’t about whether Bonaly was the first to do a back flip to one blade—it’s about whether the move was banned because of Bonaly. The rules made no distinction between a two foot landing or a one foot landing in terms of making it illegal. The difficulty of a one foot landing was…

He’s not so good at geography, he went to the Nether Regions when he was meant for the Netherlands.

h/t doorfliesopen.com

Big Dick Nick & Chill Little Lil

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Kevin Hart Attempts To Scale Trophy Podium

Kevin Hart Attempts To Scale Trophy Podium, Denied By Much Larger Man Literally Anyone Else In The Stadium

What if I just say it loud and with a lot of energy but it’s not really ‘funny’ per se?

“Nah, man, I am a comedian.”

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

*pats self on back profusely*

New car owners who get 6 months free and forget to cancel.

Lordy, I hope Cousins wins a Super Bowl in the next year or two.

+1 Europa League berth.

In a three-way standoff Wenger will always find a way to finish fourth.