He should consider himself lucky.

Totally ridiculous.

Yes, someone needs to give the dogs the coke.

No, you didn’t chip in, you get Honeydew

I don’t care for chocolate covered fruit. Just gimme the pineapple chunks.

Shit, just saw he’s not doing the Olympics either. I DON’T CARE, I’M STANDING BY MY SHITTY JOKE! Just, ya know, wash your hands thoroughly between handling the joke and touching your face.

With the proximity of the Super Bowl to the Olympics, I could understand him not wanting to take a Pink Eye Flight between Minnesota and South Korea.

You can’t build an Antminer. It uses an ASIC made for mining BTC.

Ok.

Why not?... or are you a swear-wolf?

Get it while it’s hot!

At 00:00:10 seconds into her YouTube response:

Being an adult in America doesn’t mean what it once did:

Ok so the dive looks comically unnecessary to the untrained eye, i.e. most eyes

“I learned to read!”

My name is there for net neutrality, and somebody with my name from another state posted a form letter against the Obama administration’s “overreach” and against net neutrality.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

“Can you hear me now?”

That’s formal attire in Florida.