This article is nothing more than part of a schmear campaign.

it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house?

Everyone has their price. It just happens that the White Sox price is really low and they’ll let you pull a filthy sanchez on ‘em when your done.

They would probably hold the subtitle cards up in the wrong order.

What’s the big deal? Tim Tebow bounced passes to receivers for years and nobody was impressed.

Gronk’s 69th Touchdown Party is starting a tad early.

“Oh, I didn’t see you there while I was doing all these pushups”

“...there is a dark, Baylessian part of my brain that lit up with thoughts like, ‘Holy shit, I don’t think Kevin Durant can handle this!’”

If there’s anything we know about Durant and the Warriors, they only really start losing it from game 5 on.

I can’t see a future where it is possible. Paper is uniquely qualified to verify votes and allow for real recounts.

Plus this isn’t a transmission, it’s a GT-R transmission. Which I’m 99% sure is forged by elves in Rivendell using unicorn bones.

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

“Let’s target 6-year-olds to 16-year-olds...”

It’s a urinal. You don’t sit on a urinal.

a slow twitch bone, to be precise.

I mean, that doesn’t seem like the worst move. I watched tons of hunting shows and those guys are always white...

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

He’s a good teen