Pulisic needs to stay where he will play. It’s too soon for him to go to Barca.

Wait, so the money is paid to NFL.com and not the members of your league that you’re trying to cheat?

Fixed that for you

The modern NBA has too many glory boys and too much dribbling.

Totally missed the point but go on.

He’ll never play for FC Dallas or Houston Dynamo

In hindsight it should have been a dead giveaway he didn’t try to do anything since his knees weren’t injured

There goes all hope for a Kobe-like MVP season for Rose.

Or at least set it back 20 seconds for Andy Reid

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

An extra $5B, because they don’t exist.

It’s when you get Chinese food and there’s only one wanton in the soup so you gotta fight over it.

Living in Cleveland/philly punishment enough, blah blah, skyline chili

You got to be Kaeding me, right?

Billy, that is a lot of excitement over amir volley.

Looks like this week it will be the Bills quarterback who takes a knee.

Can Jerry Jones just “total” Romo and get his salary written off the books?

If only there were some well-known precedent for why you don’t throw the ball in this situation...

I work at a place where we regularly have to say the words penis, vagina, semen, ejaculation, masturbation, digital penetration, anal assault...