True story. That’s how horses play.

Now when Jesus saw the crowds, he went up on a mountainside and sat down. His disciples came to him, and he began to teach them. “It’s not gay if it’s rape.”

okay obviously subway is evil blah blah, but this article annoys me. of course they’re trying to throw it out “on a technicality”. that’s how the law works. you don’t just let a suit against you proceed when there’s a procedural issue because you’re like “oh yea we really fucked up, let’s go ahead and lose this one.…

In fairness, it sounds like that study just focused on the economic impact of the refugees, but did not take into consideration that many, or probably most, are either brown, Muslim, or, even worse, brown Muslims. Major, major oversight.

I hope they ask her this: You are there....You are a newly minted member of the unemployment group. Why do you think your principal’s decision is justified?

If you’re asking in good faith I’ll give an answer, albeit a short one.

This is probably going to sound really shitty, but how the hell is a buck twenty-five of douchebro abusing steroids? Shouldn’t he be... less little?

Somehow I doubt a baby would fit in a mailbox. And yet.

Dragons.

I legit don’t understand how you want a legislative fix for DACA that doesn’t involve Trump.

HAGS BEFORE STAGS, BITCHES!!

Also, the bracket image indicates that today we should be voting Baba Yaga vs La Llorona, and Succubus vs Siren.

Seems to be the Dem model to eschew strategy in favor of...something? Meanwhile the GOP is fucking throttling them by adhering to the simplest fucking strategy since “put the ball in the hole.”

Aw come on

“Look, baby, I can’t control my dick. No man can. It’s just not logistical.” <— Kevin to his McRib, probably.

He’s correct. As a percentage of the population, logistics experts are extremely rare. To find a woman logistics expert you’d have to work at it. Maybe hang out at bars near UPS headquarters.

The Oompa Loompas would like to distance themselves from the larger orange man whose hands are inexplicably the same size as the smaller men. 

“What do you get when your pres. is a creep?”

I’ve always wanted him to get impeached but now I want the Oompa Loompas to sing about it and drag him away if it happens.

I’m not sure if it’s because of my family’s history, but I don’t find the bouncer idea weird at all. There was a family wedding where one family member demanded (it wasn’t a request, it was an order she fully expected to be followed) that the groom should uninvite his own mother because she didn’t like her. That…