This is the only correct opinion on a curated list of imaginary (and weirdly some real) creatures.

1. I’m still pissed about Cthulhu not winning his round, that’s some bs.

Weiner’s lawyers, who are asking that Weiner forego prison time and serve probation, described the girl as “a curious high school student, looking to generate material for a book the government has disclosed she is now shopping to publishers,” and that she sought “somehow to influence the US presidential election, in…

I find a certain level of humor in the irony that 3/5 of total respondents believe that the confederate monuments should be kept in public spaces.

If you look closely enough you can see Steve Doocy is actually trying to think through this and it’s making him very, very uncomfortable.

The wall was just a metaphor for man’s inhumanity towards man (and how we need more of that)

Motel 6 also reported the La Quinta Inn to ICE.

James Woods doesn’t think a 24 year old dating a 17 year old is bad. He thinks a 24 year old guy dating a 17 year old guy is bad.

Druids gon’ druid.

Bunch of hypocrites.

I think a little context here for why women would be irate about that c-section comment is needed. A *lot* of women feel like they “failed” by having a c-section. It wasn’t in their birth plan, it might not have been their choice, it was the result of baby not flipping or labor not progressing, etc. As women, we’re…

Angels are awesome:

Edith Windsor, an activist whose landmark Supreme Court case is largely responsible for dismantling 1996's Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) and making gay marriage legal in America, died on Tuesday at the age of 88.

Did you ever study linguistics? Because the amount you are going on about grammar is really showing that you haven’t.

No me. I’m all about Shirime. It’s name literally translates as “Butt-Eye”.

Thank you! Everyone else is picking the wrong monster!

accused of sexting an unsolicited photo of a penis to at least three women collegues

If Cthulu doesn’t win, I’m calling it rigged.

“Wait, who said I sent a dick pic? Oh, yeah, I definitely sent that one. I thought you meant Catherine with a C”

Mr. Bolling recalls no such inappropriate communications, does not believe he sent any such communications