“The Statue of Liberty....is a symbol of American liberty...the poem that you’re referring to was added later, is not actually part of the original Statue of Liberty,” Miller said.

This kid’s nickname is probably Potato or something.

So this pretty much eliminates Trump’s voter base?

Where’s someone who wants to impress Jodie Foster when you need them?

“To discredit feminism, post dumb, low effort bait comments.”

Not remotely a legal thing. He’s once again demonstrating that he knows absolutely nothing about how media actually works.

10 days was already more than enough.

In the Mooch’s defense, if the kid is anything like his dad, he’s probably an asshole anyway.

Didn’t think I was going to get use this one anymore!

It’s a journalistic ethics thing, policed by the need for a journalist to maintain credibility. A journalist who burned their sources just wouldn’t have any sources and wouldn’t be a journalist anymore. It’s definitely not legal. If you tell me something you want to be secret, and I tell other people, you have no…

Don’t take this away from Tiffany!

He did? Are we sure he just didn’t accidentally hit “Daughter, Not the Hot One” by mistake?

Right?!? And he was the Comms Director for the White House.

This guy was going to be the fucking communications director, and he doesn’t understand basic facts about journalism.

It’s probably for the best. Saves the kid from having to endure a “daddy went out for an 8-ball and never came back” experience.

Apparently after the interview because it was so weird The New Yorker then called The Mooch back to ask if the interview was on the record and he said it was. He can’t even keep track of stories that are three days old..

Scaramucci also, for some reason, addressed rumors that he’s been sleeping with Fox News anchor Stone Kimberly Guilfoyle’s.

You got the wrong skunk. Never fool around with a striped skunk. You’re just asking for trouble. They’re like a orange tabby; their teeth and claws are just as worse as their smell.

This is why evil Keebler elf Jeff Sessions refuses to resign despite Trumplestiltskin talking shit about him. He’s got an agenda, and he won’t be drummed out of DC until he sees it through.

Ummmm