You should ask our president. I’m sure he’s got a good grasp on whatever it is.

I’m a real man because I drive a Ferd Fteenthousand. It’s a truck that carries other trucks.

I’m hard now but also confused? You are...but I am...but it is...wtf...

You’re right. When Kamala rules over us in 2020, everything will be for girls.

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Relevant — a comment from today’s Splinter article noting that the vast majority of mass shooters are men (all formatting from the original):

👨🏻‍💼❄️.... 👉🍑? 👅🍑? 🍆🍑?..... 💪🍑?!

A real man cares more about computer science class than English class, which is for girls.

I saw that headline and the teaser for the article while I was still laying in bed this morning and seriously considered smothering myself with my pillow.

Today, we’re in a crisis of masculinity. Some men are unable to compete in schools and in labor markets because the stereotype of what is considered “man’s work” is so narrow.

Let me bring some Deadspin in here.

“I’M A MAN”

I’m still mad about the people who never went to college article.

Real men know that manliness consists in never using Joanna Rothkopf’s own KEDSUM 200PCS ADHESIVE CABLE CLIPS, WIRE CLIPS, CAR CABLE ORGANIZER, CABLE WIRE MANAGEMENT, DROP CABLE CLAMP WIRE CORD TIE HOLDER FOR CAR, OFFICE AND HOME because that shit is for girls, and will give you cooties. And make you a feminist. And…

it’s the triple parentheses that really elevate this comment

Yes, let us turn to a deeply patriarchal and misogynistic society for a deeper understanding of the best way to construct masculinity. Next up, what the well-ordered society of the antebellum South can teach us about whiteness.

David Brooks:

As an Important Man who Writes Things On the Internet, I find this article reproachable, a pustule on the true virtues of manliness. I do not read articles such as this, I allow them to be placed in front of my eyes so that I may absorb their knowledge, a skill unbeknownst to the females who peruse this site—a site,…

speak out if the president “plays to the base”

White people are allowed to be “good kids” no matter how old and no matter how criminal.

As a Florida native I want nothing more than for this entire show to be shut down. That video of the shark was completely disturbing and it hurt to see these sociopaths harassing beautiful wildlife. Say what you want about Florida but one of our best traits is the gorgeous environment, and it depends on the…