The precedent boulder is rolling down the hill, conservatives. Get the fuck out of the way. Thanks.

Walk? I think you better scramble.

Twitter trolling is not ova.

No no no, you aren’t supposed to actually ban abortion, republicans. You are just supposed to tell people you will to get elected, and then go back to stripping out minimum wage and worker protections.

i guess the charges were rebeouffed.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

And they are exactly the kind of high skilled immigrants the GOP “wants” here.

THEYRE STERALING GERBS FROM AMERICAN SURGEONS!!1!

“With a premise you cannot swallow, Boss Baby will leave a bad taste in your mouth”.

When I was little I used to love this movie, still do:

“When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.”

It’s kind of incredible how they manage to make every single sentence a standalone gem.

It’s this. That state was basically designed from the ground up by an angry, dimwitted 10-year-old.

Why DON’T we eat aborted fetuses? They just go to waste otherwise so let’s feed the poor and the homeless aborted fetuses. It’s not like any of you give a shit about the fetus anyway.

Whew good thing that ban never passed or else I’d be STARVING

Side note: it really annoyed me when people referred to the Clintons as a “dynasty” during the election. Two politically ambitious people being married does not a dynasty make. They aren’t the fucking Kennedys.

One standard in order to claim “DIVERSITY”, one backup. : (

The ax vs. ask thing can be traced back to Chaucer. It’s not really a mispronunciation. From the source article:

I’m more of a Astroglide gent myself.