Probably an inoculation against moths. With an upholstery needle.

Mr. Lockerupagus

Sesame Street has the sweet, sweet HBO money now. If CTW funding goes under, just expect more dragons and robot hookers.

That sure is a lot of economic anxiety.

Don’t do that, he’d enjoy it.

Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.

He’s also a Motherfucker

CBP has always asserted the authority to carry out border searches of electronics. But under the last few months of Obama, they asserted the power to demand that foreign travelers turn over passwords of all social media as well, plus email, so that they can read things not even stored locally on your device. Trump…

This backup is 100% from trucks not being able to carry speed up a hill. More people cutting off trucks at exactly this point would reduce the congestion.

Amy or Chuck?

Boy band craze ruining the airwaves? Whaaaaa? How can you discount b4-4 & their paean to oral sex?

I got held in immigration detention once. I an American and there was a screw up with my UK visa. I was in the middle of a divorce and I switching to a family visa from a marriage visa. Anyway, it wasn’t all in order. My ex ( UK citizen that is, and will always be my friend and is her dad) and I were coming into the…

No, this policy is much more humane in the sense that you aren’t forced to choose a child to keep.

You know what’s insane?

Seriously...fuck that guy.

That’s totally different though. The Nazis imprisoned mostly white people. Trump is imprisoning brown people so it’s okay.

I hate this world.

So what if he’d been hitting her in the face when the cops found him? Would the judge be like, “Maybe she consented to a boxing match before she passed out. Clearly a drunk can consent.”

You know the “someone” who “dubbed” her “Rachel Luther Queen” was definitely herself.