I’m going with Abbott. Mainly because I clicked both tweets and went as far down the rabbit hole as I dared, and on Abbott’s feed I saw this:

“We have to be afraid of trans people because cis men are all psychopathic predators who want to rape and murder you and your children!”

I have no real connection to the word alien, except for the fact that if we stop using it, I pity the poor person who has to go through the INA and delete all the aliens. And technically, alien means ‘not a citizen or national’ which is slightly different than noncitizen...though basically the idea of someone being a…

Oh hey! Hi there fellow immigration law person.

Because tall skyscrapers (which you’d need to prove or disprove anything) are so abundant in rural areas.

Interesting. But there is also some compelling evidence that Cookie Monster was behind it.

Hey, don’t take it out on me; I’m just reporting the facts as I see ‘em. I mean, I love cats too and not all cats are terrorists but all terrorists are cats.

He could do that, or... youtube the actual event.

so you aren’t going to donate to my kickstarter or what

I would have gone with Undiscovered Cuntry, but then I do have the sense of humor of a 12 year old.

boldly going where most men think they have been but were really like an inch to the right before.

Health problems....caused by constantly eating at Domino's?

J.Lo: Are u Ellie?

If you use your fandom as an excuse to attack people you’ve never met and who did nothing to you, you’re not a good person. And that goes especially for anyone who criticizes what I like. You’re all assholes and I hope you die.

Plus as a man I always vote for the candidate that makes me feel most masculine anyway. That’s why in 2012 I wrote in truckasaurus.

The Jez article left out one of the best parts that I saw on huffpo-

Oh, now who’s being intolerant?

“And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”

Her slogan might as well be “Iskaral is such a fucking pussy.” She’s so needlessly hurtful. :(