I hate to be a highlight truther, but he clearly rolled his right ankle in the video. So why is the photo of a left ankle?

Should have gone with a really young team with future stars:

I liked Barstool as a college kid then lost interest. I have to say though Dan (Big Cat) has a fantastic podcast called Pardon My Take. It’s an excellent satire on typical sport journalism.

Oh my poor, poor Drew. There is nothing more wrong than this:

Confetti guy still MVP.

My rage-o-meter is in the negatives on this one guys. This is a dumb take.

yeah well try going somewhere while you eat your precious chobani, meanwhile i’ll *kickflips off the eiffel tower while downin’ a big ol slug of go-gurt* CATCH YA LATER GRANDPA! NOT!

I’ve been seeing these anti-trans things so much and I always want to bring this up: don’t these dumbasses realize that the nature of the law means a woman who has transitioned to being a man would in fact have to use the women’s restroom because that’s what was on his birth certificate?

No way he actually signs in OKC right? What will that franchise do when they start losing all of the time? Should be interesting to watch. No, I’m not from Seattle. I mostly hate that team’s graphic design. It’s just so bad and it’s just such a bad move that the league allowed that I can’t even stand it.

If the mediocrity of his post Scorsese work weren’t enough reason for me to shun DeNiro’s work, this sure is. As someone with autism, I take anti-vaxxers as an insult to me personally. I am no chemical freak, no abnormality. I’m one representation of neuro diversity, and just like LGB or trans people,autistic people…

As a mom of a child with autism I find it mind-boggling that parents of non neurotypical kids jump on the anti-vax wagon. Because the message of the whole movement is: “It’s better to risk the life of your child than to wind up with one with autism”. It’s so unbelievably disloyal to your children. My son is perfect…

I’m 99% sure it’s actually Illuminati

I’m 99% sure it’s actually Illuminati

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Why in the everloving fuck does a team called the Diamondbacks (which is admittedly a great, unique nickname that is relevant to the organization’s home environment) have a mascot that is not even in the same Class as snakes?

Time for some ADs to watch the Goldie Hawn classic, Wildcats.

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

Oh “alot” really grinds my gears too.

These numbers (numpers?) are meaningless without calculating them as a portion of their market share. Lamborghini would sail to the top of the list, Chevrolet + Toyota would plummet, and Mazda would be...notably higher. Damn.

+0.5 on the hatch. Not that I car as much about the usefullness as jalopnik staff does (I’d prefer the hatch, but it’s not that big of a deal), it’s that I really don’t see the point of the complete glass top. I really don’t want it, and don’t want to pay extra for it. It may look nice in photoshots, but its a.…

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)