The one on the driver’s side is my favorite

The one on the driver’s side is my favorite

Spoiler alert: it’s not going to get better for them. It’s been downhill for them since the Reagan administration, but they keep voting for the folks that ship their jobs overseas, bankrupt their pensions, pull their social safety nets, etc. Asking for sympathy while shooting yourself in the foot really only…

Don’t know about the Wizards and the NBA, but with respect to the Capitals what he’s saying makes no damn sense because it’s not like the Capitals don’t spend up to the salary cap each year, so it’s not like more money would make them any better.

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

The highlight truther take on the block is that if Curry kept running instead of stopping to watch, the warriors have a ring.

From observing movies and TV, I feel like there are demographics of white men who can just generally call people “brother” (grizzled and/or part of some creepily intense self-described brotherhood), but I am not in that demographic. I think, out of various movie situations, I could only get away with “brother” if I…

You are overrating Hogan and Underrating Bennett.

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

Someone: “You should spend more money so your product is better.”

You could also look at it as 56% of people prefer CeraVe over Cetaphil.

You could also look at it as 56% of people prefer CeraVe over Cetaphil.

The diving pool turned green with jealousy because Ledecky wouldn’t be swimming in it. Algae bloom... pfft.

You’re a monster.

You could not *be* more wrong. That shirt is salmon, not orange.

It gives you the platoon advantage against more hitters without having to use multiple pitchers.

Bruh bruh:

Bruh:

It was a powerful message and brought tears to my eyes.

Jesus, that story was fucking awful. Not even just “stupid” which should be sufficient, but it’s like an eighth grade “I did this one thing comma and then this other thing period It was adjective comma and also adjective adjective period” like the first sentences on a “Creative Writing for Dummies” book