Velcro Wallets: Good at holding stuff

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

I as a Systems Engineer support this statement.

Coerect assessment. Also, most great shooters use a little bit of thumb on their guide hand. Kasich is Curry.

Adults who go to Disney without kids are the real weirdos.

Totally. I’m fairly confident that if you went to Labrie before his trial and asked him if he thought rape was wrong, he would have said it was. I’m also fairly confident that Labrie had no idea that his actions could be considered rape and that he was shocked and bewildered by the fact that he was on trial. He…

Also, the NFL regularly scrutinizes any players who seek mental health assistance as “not mentally tough” which would make self reporting all the more unlikely and self-medication all the more appealing.

The NFL: Where it’s totally legal to shoot a guy full of horse tranquilizer to get him to play through pinched nerves and torn muscles,but don’t get caught trying to cope with your mental issues by smoking (basically) legal weed!

In order to really get how sad this is you gotta know a bit about Clifford. He was a decent recruit from right next to BC and showed some flashes his Freshman year before being sidelined for all the next year with a foot injury (aka death for big men). He’s turned it around and been somewhat serviceable the past two…

Q-tips belong on that list too, generic cotton swabs suck more dick than Tom Brady

He died as he lived. Burning gas.

Even though her green laser was more powerful than Hill’s her backup guy had the super powerful Violet laser.

Alright, I’ll take the hate. Mad Max Fury Road is not that great of a movie. It’s smart for a blockbuster ‘splosion-fest, but it’s not actually all that smart. It HAS an ecological gimmick, but it doesn’t say anything about it. It HAS a sexist main hero and strong women, but it doesn’t really say anything about…

anyone find it a little weird that he put on his full golf outfit to essentially play a video game? I’ve never put on a red hat and overalls to play Mario Kart (maybe it’s because I’m always Bowser). Will Sunday’s update feature him wearing a red shirt?

Seriously.... The headline couldn’t just say “DJI offers extended warranty program”... Somehow they managed to squeeze in Apple in an unrelated article.

The “take away the helmets and pads” argument makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY because it shows a fundamental ignorance of the history of the game itself. Do you know WHY they introduced helmets? Because people were DYING on the field. Literal death! Right there! This idea that taking helmets away will somehow magically make…

You, sir, are a party

You realize this, everything you’ve typed here, is exactly what Deadspin is right? Smugly mocking, well, everything? That’s what you do.

I see we have a photoshop wizard amongst us.

“Not too well in product development”