This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

I don’t think I can justify owning 13 winter coats at once

I don’t think I can justify owning 13 winter coats at once

So, uhh, it’s legal, it doesn’t break NFL rules, and Jones didn’t miss any meetings or practices? Seems like this falls into the same general category as getting blackout drunk on a non-work-night. Not the most responsible behavior, but doesn’t seem like it should lead the national news, either.

Like most things delivered by Dan Haren, these tweets were completely out of left field.

Neutral: Why Is Subaru Such A Hit?

Little did you know the entire room was just filled with undercover bloggers with made-up personas trying to infiltrate the event.

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

That clip is missing the most important part in regards to how I judge Cam Newton! What form and temperament did his touchdown celebration take on? This is important!

No. You should deal it with. A little milk in the eggs will not make you fart.

Abrams confirmed that Star Wars creator George Lucas provided outlines for the films before Abrams came on board, but “Disney had determined they wanted to go a different direction.”

I’m pretty sure you could just *move* him to a different country, make sure he never learns German, and therefore he won’t be able to exploit the Germans’ feelings of loss and resentment after WWI.

I’m currently 33 and am completely independent save the $50 birthday check I get each year. At least I thought I was, until a few days ago when my father suggested kicking me off the family cell phone plan and I reacted as though he had asked me to sell my kidney.

Camus is a pretty tough author to start him off with IMO.

Nah, you need the new Jason Isbell record

Fucking Jeff, he’s always been a wishy washy douche.

You know how some designers start out with a great design and then ruin it after a few years with unnecessary changes to keep it “fresh”? I think the opposite is happening with lexus. They started with a striking but not so good looking design with the predator grill, and now they are honing the design and figuring…

I am basically the Oxford shirt of humans, and as such, I have about 10 of these perfectly adequate and unspectacular mother fuckers in my closet. I wear them over Levi’s 501’s and under the brown leather jacket I bought to “treat myself” when none of my friends or family noticed or cared when I got my Professional…