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Wait wait wait... are you telling me mushrooms will actually function as power ups in the future?!

excerpted from ESPN.com

A lady chiming in here!

“Schilling” is exactly the kind of last name you expect to see on the Mayflower passenger list.

I said this over on the Gizmodo article, which is just slightly below Gawker Prime in attracting right wing crackheads, and will say it again here. Ben Carson needs to have his medical license stripped. he is a lying pandering jackass using fear to advance a political agenda, which is his right. But he then loses the

WOW! Look how pointy the new Golf GTI is!

If there is a just god in this universe, she was yelling “What are thooooooooooooooose?!”

you know what would be awesome, this:

You know what? I liked Garden State and I kind of loved the soundtrack. You know what else I liked? (500) Days of Summer.

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

Nice! way to hate on a city because they were subject to a terrorist attack. you are a classy guy!

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

Ernie Adams stopped taping the Dolphins signals after his decoder told him to “drink more Ovaltine.”

I’m all in favour of the Second Amendment, provided it applies only to guns that existed at the time the amendment was ratified. No centerfire ammunition, semi-auto, double-action revolver, none of that.

You don’t even get a percussion cap (invented in 1807), so good luck killin’ folks when it rains.

Yeah let’s get that 1Gbps Internet going with your bullshit 250GB caps on data. Then add the charges for upgrading to 1Gbps and then fuck you again for going over our cap that doesn’t do shit except fuck you over.

*Swipes iPhone up to turn on camera* [Cannot Take Photo. There is not enough available storage to take photo]

We can’t prove anything say you are guilty, cause come on you must be, you are too good and we will lower the penalty....Please, stop being a big meanie and admit to the thing we cant prove.

This isn’t a court, the NFL can’t issue warrants, they have absolutely no right to search his personal property. I say this as Jets fan who loves that the decision was upheld. Goodell is a moron and his handling of this incident, like every other thing he has done recently, has been appalling.

Here’s the ridiculous thing: they had the cellphones of the two guys they (the league) were accusing of tampering the balls pursuant to this “scheme”.