If i would believe in God, I would say bless this post.

#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…

a hunk of beef jerky that rolls under the couch and is left there to harden, becoming covered in dust and cat hair until a cockroach takes it back to its lair and makes it his wife

What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?

Coupled with this article that I read earlier today, I think this news is going to start my weekend drinking a day early.

This is fucking heartbreaking. I hope that it wasn’t a Brexiter/Britain First supporter. They may be ignorant xenophobes but I really hope they haven’t stooped this low. :’( Edit: We don’t have enough information yet to know if the reports of his shouting are accurate. I will not be surprised if they are but I hope…

Don't forget the poop and pencil emoji.

Hey Bobby-

no no no, never send to a boyfriend. or allow a boyfriend to take. not in college, at least.

I don’t get the Tupac worship in hip hop. He was talented, but never struck me as this almost mystical lyrical genius that some people present him as. I believe that he was playing a role (he started out focusing on acting as a teen) and got too caught up in the false persona he constructed for himself. All the praise…

DiCaprio is terrible in everything. Full stop. However, he might be ok in the Johnny Depp biopic. I think he could really immerse himself in the role of entitled, overrated shitbird.

Excuse me: here is my man your man!

Two things scare the crap out of me when driving:

5 people died. Barring medical emergency there had better be charges.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say drunk driver.

I’m with the author - I would have wanted to tell the guy he’d been seen, watch him deny it, then say okay, prove it’s not true, drink it all yourself right now. And yes I realize that’s not the right way to handle it, it’s just what I would have WANTED to do.

“got a nose job cause you were snorting too much cocaine and you burnt your nose out.”

There’s always drama in the banana stand.

This ad is under the article about the Depp-Heard divorce (on my end anyway), and I find it extremely appropriate.