Not only are the Nats thankfully douche-bag free, but they have genuinely awesome guys like Scherzer and Doolittle. 

And suddenly Brett Kavanaugh is conflicted over who to root for. 

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

Belichick is an asshole but it's stuff like this that makes him a MAGNIFICENT asshole. 

Pictured: the subject, starting his sentence the way he begins every sentence, with the phrase "Well, actually..."

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

Man, that’s a tough one. Johnson went 10-1 in 11 starts, 4 complete games (all shutouts) and 116 K in 84.1 IP (just 26 BB). That’s dominant. Hell, he even got NL Cy Young votes and he was only in the league for August and September.

Sabathia is the second-greatest midseason rental of all time.

Tough but fair. 

This is an amazing gift from the po-po that the shitass did nothing to deserve. (All drunk drivers are shitasses.) If they got his speed, he’d be looking at a felony.

Drunk driving is one of the few criminal charges that's pretty black and white. You're a shitbag if you choose to drink and drive. 

Yeah, I thought that was an odd way of phrasing it. 

Seriously. Rethink the fucking lede of this story. Dude’s “gift” was not dying from making such a shitty, irresponsible fucking decision.

Shitty gift or deserved gift?

Noel,

See, I would have done it differently. I would have gotten a huge lead and THEN played like shit and lost.
- The Falcons

A lot of people don’t realize this, but if you throw out that first inning they only lost 3-1. That’s pretty close.

You clearly didn’t watch Chernobyl. Reactor No.4 didn’t melt down: it exploded.  However, like the RBMK reactor, debris from the Atlanta Braves littered the field like so much graphite moderator blocks.

If you think about it, it’s really the fans’ fault. They just didn’t tomahawk chop hard enough and the players didn’t feel any support.