That’s not nearly as bad as #ouston.

Speaking of Baby Billy’s evisceration of Judy-- His friendly wave goodbye to her as he speeds away in his car, having just wrecked her dreams, is fucking hysterical.

The half-hearted wave from Mr. Walters as he waited patiently to try on some transitional lenses absolutely murdered me. Slain. I am dead.

Jesse just absolutely torching his crew without any heads up was cold as ice. Even when he's doing "the right thing" he can't help but be a world class asshole. "I wish I had someone special to get mad at me when I do bad things." "You do. Jesus Christ. Now get the fuck out of here."

I’m also wondering if he was the first guy to try this or are there other bodies piled up off-camera.

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code. 

Someone nonchalantly asks “Is he dead?”

I think he misunderstood when the NFL said they were going to table the discussion on concussions.

Go Cards!

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

That’s a great point. I didn’t go back in time far enough.

Close, but actually in this fantastical alternate non-fox reality he was never elected in the first place and quickly became reviled worldwide for being an aspiring fascist bigot who got caught on a hot mic bragging about sexually assaulting women and now lives in an Amtrak tunnel outside of Newark, NJ.

...so he threw strikes when he had a big lead knowing a home run and a walk are virtually equal detriments to his team, and he never allowed the tying run to reach base. Sounds like a reason to celebrate. 

Can you spoil an origin story about the Joker? We know how the story ends, it’s not like it’s going to take a left turn and he opens up a bed and breakfast in Colorado.

This is a review of this film. The review is “This is a derivative work.”

I mean, is this movie all that spoilable? We kind of know where it ends up.

Yeah, I hate it when film critics have seen other films and then compare those films to the film they’re reviewing. What a maroon.

OP, do you spend a lot of time yelling “You think ya better than me?!” in a drunk Boston accent when your friends show you vacation photos? Because that’s the vibe I’m getting from your comment here.

Maybe Phillips shouldn’t have very obviously tried to reference Scorsese if he didn’t want people drawing comparisons to Scorsese!

How much of “this film” is there if it mostly retreads another director’s work?