Those Fire Joe Morgan lads were good writers!  If only there were some sort of career for them in that field.  C’est la vie.

WHEN WE GONNA TORCH THE RESTAURANT

Imagine training your whole life to reach this level and have it end just like that.  I hope she becomes the best aerospace engineer ever.

I briefly got excited that Built to Spill was for some unknown reason hosting SNL.  The dream of the 90s is DEAD.

“Satan’s root vegetable,” as I call them.  I too know your onion pain.  And they are indeed in fucking EVERYTHING.

Thanks for sharing your story, which I’m certain was difficult to do. It helped me understand exactly your situation, how you felt, and what is at stake in this issue.

It reminds me of Primal Scream meets You Can’t Always Get What You Want. 

I knew access journalism would ruin Deadspin eventually.  Only took 14 years.

If you want to truly be depressed, read the director’s vision for SLC Punk 3 in the article. It is...not good.

1. The masturbation incident occurred in 2002 before he made the tv show. So my point that “the creator has been an awful person, all through this” stands.  2.  If his standup material now is “How about those Parkland kids, pretty annoying, huh?” I’m ok with pronouncing his talent to have waned.

What sucks is that his eponymous TV show morphed, in a few short seasons, from a vehicle for his dirtball standup (“I’m horny, and women don’t like me!”) to a really beautiful, often surreal meditation on love/loss, parenting, loneliness, masculinity, and the people and places of New York. It reached a really moving…

You’re good.  Fuck those people in the ear.

This was probably the most disturbing Dead Letters I’ve ever seen. 

Weaver was maybe the 7th starter on the team in 2019 and Kelly’s bloom has faded (surpassed by Knizer) and wouldn’t be playing much anyway.  If the Cardinals now dedicate a lot of work to their bullpen, they compete for the division in 2019.

It’s kinda amazing that this Beard award winning restaurant journalist never contemplated the illogic of Stanich’s story - that a restaurant would have to close because it was TOO popular and packed with paying customers. A restaurateur in that position who wants out of the business simply sells to someone else,…

Great excerpt!  You were one of my favorite players as a kid when you were on the Blues.

I would love the shit out of a Bertie spinoff.  Give that woman her own show, now.

Okilly Dokilly did it first.

It’s taken me most of my lifetime to come to understand what narcissism is and what it really means, having been raised by one.  That’s helped me understand what we’re seeing in this presidency.  To a narcissist, everything must be about the narcissist; but at at the same time, everything is also a conspiracy against…

We even see that penguin (which he names Blake) in a tiny Bortles jersey. This show is fantastic.