Narrative fail. Fans love him. He is supremely talented and he’s a sabermetric geek’s dream. Only problem is, as the article notes, he has a degenerative eye condition and lost seasons to torn wrist ligaments and shoulder labrums three different times. That’s the main reason he’s been in the minors so often.

Don’t forget, the news broke last fall that Russia bought covert ads on Facebook during the 2016 election. The Cambridge Analytica scandal is not the first Facebook-Russia connection.

How did you guys decide what shirt to wear that day?

Built to Spill’s cover of Cortez the Killer is a fine choice as well. It’s over 20 minutes long (but it’s good!)

Dude has now been in uniform as a player, manager, or coach for 74 straight years.

-Hasn’t seen Field of Dreams

Is he going to do this for every pickoff attempt to 1B too? I agree, that would be fun. For fans of the other teams.

Are you me? I might be you. Or you might be me. Either way, confusing.

Someone should ask him for some stock recommendations, because he’s seemingly good at everything he does, and only picks winners.

But can you perchance inform me where the fuck is Wallace?

It really is one of the most fascinating, educational, stunning, and down right enjoyable autobiographies I’ve ever read. I wasn’t familiar with Noah’s TV/comedy work, but Born A Crime made me a fan.

I feel that the title is probably a Reel Big Fish reference.

I’ve watched about 3/4 of the season, and you made 0 mistakes. I think the creators set their sights on “Freaks and Geeks for the 90s” but accidentally spent their entire budget on clearing the rights to Oasis songs.

Obviously tastes are subjective. This Random Internet Person (tm) thinks the challenge is v. worth it, and your patience with the more arduous and ponderous sections of it will be rewarded, but I get why plenty of people run screaming.

“Underworld” by Don Delillo is the only book I’ve ever ghosted.

Another thing to keep in mind regarding “underdog” Nick Foles - he QB’d at Westlake High, a frequent state champion football program that is located in a tony suburb of Austin where the median listed home price is $1.4 million. Not exactly a Horatio Alger story.

Foreseeable f-bomb was foreseeable

SLC Punk was a good movie. Thanks, good night.

My mom wouldn’t let me buy Prince’s soundtrack to Batman because it had the parental advisory sticker on it. I bought it anyway when I rode my bike to the local Venture store (RIP Venture) one afternoon. That was a profoundly strange blockbuster soundtrack album for a 10 year old.

My bar outlaws condescending douches who start sentences with the pendantic “Actually...”