Jesus fucking Christ. If we ever have an actual, functional Congress again, everyone who allowed this to happen needs to be fucking investigated. Then, yes, burned to the ground.

I don’t mean to alarm her, but she should be advised that Landry killed a guy.

Well, that’s the first time I’ll vomit today.

Yeah, that is a bad tweet. I question your ability to enforce the law when you use two very different words with different legal meanings interchangeably.

He was going in the Hall on the merits of his career for sure. Tragically dying young ensures first ballot, if it wasn’t already.

2011, NLDS, Game 5. Roy Halladay v. Chris Carpenter, best friends. Halladay got the win in Game 1 and was back to win the series at home. It was one of the fiercest pitching duels in playoff history. Halladay throws 8 innings, 7K, 6H, 1ER. Carpenter happens to throw a complete game, 3 hit shutout - but only recording…

Fuck.

I think Gabe Kapler taught us all about that yesterday!

It’s a miasma of incandescent plasma.

Good news: Waterloo Records is still there, now (nearly) the last record store left standing in Austin.

At my 10 year high school reunion, I was approached by my middle school bully. He would push me around on the playground, call me homophobic slurs, and make fun of my physical appearance. Let’s just say I wasn’t looking forward to reconnecting with him. He opened the conversation by saying “I’m sorry I was such an…

Is...is that guy drinking beer with a straw?

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Congratulations on not being gay, trans, Jewish, Muslim, an immigrant, the child of immigrants, or someone that relies on the Affordable Care Act subsidies in order to obtain health care for your family. Membership has its privileges.

That’s the first time I’ve ever heard the Feliciano version of the anthem. It’s stunning. He transformed an awkward and difficult song into something beautiful and touching. It’s worth noting that 99% of anthem singers put their stamp on the song by hamming it up, adding vocal pyrotechnics. Feliciano’s version is…

I’m a sucker for a good song intro, and this song right here? It has the best intro of all time. OF ALL TIME.

““Men. MEN. You ever see another man motorboat a taco?”

Wait, Built to Spill was on Beavis and Butthead? And due to copyright issues, I can’t see it?

Sorry, having trouble understanding how all of the following could happen while Snow and his troops remained on the island, surrounded by wights: