Todd Zeile was a guy.

Wow. That’s amazing! So was it actually delicious? I readily admit I’ve never had well-prepared gefilte fish in my life.

I can’t lie to you. The experience of growing up in a Jewish household and watching the little soggy lumps of gefilte fish emerge from the jar has scarred me for life. While you describe delicious ways of preparing it, I don’t know if I could ever overcome that trauma.

Waivers of liability have a limit. A business, for example, cannot waive its duty to customers not to be grossly negligent. The classic example is the waiver you sign when, say, you go bungee jumping. It will broadly waive any liability on the part of the company for any circumstance, whether intentional or…

As a former teenage boy, let me be as direct as possible without unnecessary detail: You want young men masturbating. At home, in privacy, of course. On the macro level, when they are not, you get very bad results.

This is good, yes, but when is Vampire Weekend gonna actually release a new album?

That Trump loving, Patriots loving Drew Magary. Screw that guy.

My son — born in 2011 — has barely ceased pooping his pants. No, I don’t need a consultant to inform me of how to “get” his working habits and needs.

“Born between 1995 and 2012, Generation Z is considered to be independent and competitive worker.” Yes. My 5 year old insists on all the perks and benefits for his hard work collecting interesting rocks in the back yard.

Every day is like Sunday! Every day is silent and gray!

What a great, honest, and proudly antisocial movie that is. Also clearly Arcade Fire’s starting point for “The Suburbs.”

I think I’ve read every WYTS entry ever, and these are the greatest fan submissions of all time.

If Alliser was gonna murder Jon Snow for making a deal with the Wildlings, why wouldn’t he have done it BEFORE opening the gates to the Wildlings?

There was a rumor back then that he was saying the f word there, making the song and video very naughty/better to listen to.

At least they’re not pretending otherwise anymore? God, everything is fucked.

Fun fact: His district was declared unconstitutionally gerrymandered by a federal court this week.

I am fortunate to have seen Elliott Smith live once, and can confirm: Nobody cried. It was a hushed and awed crowd. He was dead just 2 years later.

Trout’s early career is a ton like Pujols’ - nothing but MVP offensive numbers right out of the box at a super young age. The difference is that Trout is also a gold glove centerfielder. Just a stunning player.

That picture of Winston at the top is in desperate need of the ol’ Deadspin “mouth eyes” treatment.

“Rhythm” is the shittiest word to type of all time. OF ALL TIME.