That fact is specifically mentioned in the article.

Arcade Fire, The Suburbs: Not the best album, or their best album. But have you heard Sprawl II? You’re gonna do this to Regine? Not like this, Jezebel.

At its peak (and this song is definitely part of that peak), Okkervil River was a fucking excellent band.

Counterpoint: There are tons and tons of good lawyers.

I immediately noticed what Dean’s dad is doing, because I see it in my own dad and father in law: It is narcissism. When dad said something like “I believe any criticism of me is really just a criticism of yourself,” the hairs stood up on my body. That’s what a narcissist says and does: Nothing is ever their fault,…

There were seasons prior to 2016, and the Cardinals owned Kershaw in the postseason of nearly all of them.

Good luck with that. Pitchers with significant injury history (Shit, it’s not even history! Keuchel is on the DL RIGHT NOW!) never get hurt when the IP counts rack up by late September.

Not to mention that the Astros’ only two playoff-worthy starters are significant injury risks. I could see them trading for two SP - someone from an upper tier, and someone from a more modest, Jhoulys Chacin-type tier.

“the NL Central is just waiting for the Indians to get their shit together and leave the Royals and Twins behind.”

YOU! I wanna take you to the GLEYBAR!

Among the many alarming things my beagle has eaten, non-fatally:

Yes.

I’m a litigator by trade. I’ve always wondered when the Bachelor/Bachelor In Paradise formula (particularly the latter) would result in some catastrophic liability for the production company and, ultimately, the network. It would not surprise me if the lawsuit to come doesn’t result in the end of, or at least major…

“evolving societal ethic.” I’m only 38, so correct me if I’m wrong. But was there once a time where the prevailing societal ethic said “Sure, drug and rape women?”  I was not aware that this is a new rule cooked up by those delicate millenials.

This is a much better commencement speach than the one given at my own commencement back in the day, by Bill Cosby. Can you go back in time to give it instead?

Which would be costlier for a potential prospect: Quick bong pics or quick dong pics? VOTE OR DIE

My beagle nosed open our pantry door, removed a jar of peanut butter, and ate it - both the jar and the peanut butter. The next day when we left home, we remembered to close the pantry door all the way. When we returned home, she was attempting to chew through the trim and drywall to get back into the pantry to get…

In my life of beagle ownership, I’ve never heard of a non-food motivated beagle. You have yourself a small furry unicorn.

Further proof of their beagle inexperience: All they had to do was put a single treat or food of any kind on the ground, and they would have caught it in 30 seconds.

Fuck this person. In the Biblical sense.