Totally legit vault dweller.

Wow, way to be a defensive prick. I can’t believe you’re getting upvotes for insulting a reader with a valid question just because you didn’t understand what they were asking about.

Because not everyone is you and has your taste in music? Stunning thought, I know.

Just to put into perspective for the snarky folks, imagine if Mario became exactly like this:

Did I say I was upset that a free game is looking to turn a profit? No, I merely said I don’t enjoy the particular way they’ve chosen to make a profit, therefore, I won’t play it. Am I supposed to play it even if I don’t enjoy it? If I recall correctly, Rovio made quite a bit of profit previously with a free game…

OK, let’s go ahead and respond to this dipshit assertion, because people always make it on these posts. Generally, I ignore it because it’s so obviously fucking stupid, but we’re going to do this here and now. This is such a basically obvious point that I’d think anyone capable of tying their own shoes would get it,…

It’s weird when people think like that, but their mind doesn’t go “ I should be making MORE money” and instead goes “They should be making LESS”. More money for everybody!!!

You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.

But...but raising minimum wage to $15/hour would result in runaway inflation! Milk would cost $10/gallon at least!

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An 85 would’ve been considered disappointing.

Sorry to disappoint. But sales figures indicate that there are plenty of people that DO give a damn about Angry Birds still.

21 and up, to be honest.

The very concept of having “males” or “females” in a thing like transformers is retarded

Rightly so but this is all I can think of.

Cry more Mr. CEO. Go buy yourself a rolex, or something.

Exactly. She can hate America all she wants. She can’t lick a donut and put it back. Both make her an ass though.

I’m bbq competitions you are scored on taste, texture and appearance. Making it froo froo is a good way to up your appearance scored. This is a turn in from another team, if taste and texture are equal we are going to beat them because theirs looks like a pile of dog food