The timing of the accusations, just after the release of the documents, is sketchy as hell.

Meh, one more reason to say “Fuck you, Nintendo!”

Chewbacca!

Murders are still happening. No one talks about the failed War on Murders.

Wow, Jason being an ass!

‘Murica!

Now they just need to rewrite the entire game to something above a toddler’s reading comprehension level.

Ah yes, because ATMs are 100% safe and they never got emptied by kids with some knowledge of electronics/programming.

Fuck The Man, bro!

Then why are these idiots fighting a raise so much?

This says a lot about your average suburban American.

Then why aren’t all Japanese companies making pachinko machines exclusively instead of losing money doing anything else?

Send the snake to a Zoo. Owner is clearly not responsible enough to own it.

“Planned Parenthood” because “Baby Murder ‘R’ Us” sounds tacky!

Oh noes!!!!11!!1

That’s why everybody secretly hates children.

“we know we f***ed up”

Hey, just because you had shitty parents as a kid it doesn’t mean all kids suffer from the same problem.

The concept of female (or male) robots is weird.

Funny how with you “progressive” types it’s always “I hope you die.”