Well, if you never used a 3D program before I guess it would take that much to make a poorly rendered Dragon.

As long as it tastes good people will eat it.

Alcoholic coma.

One would think Disney would have better QC.

This says a lot about your average suburban American.

The only downside is that you can’t play Neko Atsume on it.

Let’s be fair here, none of the solutions for these would come from L’Oreal.

“Microsoft’s new stripped-down, streamlined browser is a Windows 10 exclusive”

I don’t care that much about Star Wars so Disney can milk it to death (they will) and then drag its corpse around to sell the organs and bones as aphrodisiacs in China.

Licking the republican boots too much tool?

Then why aren’t all Japanese companies making pachinko machines exclusively instead of losing money doing anything else?

At least I’ve read all Foundation books.

Capitalism, yay!

Send the snake to a Zoo. Owner is clearly not responsible enough to own it.

“Planned Parenthood” because “Baby Murder ‘R’ Us” sounds tacky!

I do.

You’ll need a thermal exhaust cover and a better built bridge for your Super Star Destroyer.

Still better than Alien 3. Much, much better than Alien 4. Not that that says much about their quality.

The LHC was running experiments that could prove the multiverse theory. Maybe we will know in 2016.

Oh noes!!!!11!!1