I once bought a bottle of Dr. Pepper for Spore DLC...

Because drinking poison is the bad thing about this.

They needed to... eh, I don’t know... spit in the fans’ face or something.

...

That would have been unbelievable in a comedy movie. That press release is the worst use of PR speak I’ve ever seen.

And that’s why only cowards surrender!

“It’s an adversarial relationship that has defined Destiny since the very first guardian shot the very first alien in the head.“

You are not very smart, are you?

It needs more Tentacle Sex simulators.

That’s so edgy!

No one will give up on buying this because of an E3 fail.

What kind of mutant is this?

The world is what it is, not what you wish it was.

A milk mayonnaise recipe from David Leite?

Nostalgic maybe. It’s cool to see a 3D Doom with high production values.

They may need to tone it down but it looks better than them being static, unmovable.

But you sound even more stupid for posting that.

R.O.B.

“Next thing you know there’ll be Gobots in a Transformers movie.”

Working in a videogame company has its perks.