Glowing blue spaceboy Jeebus.

Why no one talks about Assassin's Creed Rogue, the good, not broken one?

OK. I'm sold. Adam Sandler or not I'm going to see this.

Priceless.

Chun Li thighs are bigger than your head.

"Oh my God. Destiny is basically a masterclass on how to make the most generic terrible game humanly possible."

Filthy speciesist!

#1 is absolutely right. For less than the price of a notebook you can get superior performance. Tablets are a joke for any serious user.

"Either ignore the "hurr durr jalopnik is for cars not military porn" people, or think about a way to move this blog under a different label."

Time to drop a few thousands of tons of bombs on the heads of these ISIS bastards. They are so cruel any ammo from white phosporous to napalm is too good for them.

It never went anywhere for billions of people.

Wow, talk about cultural appropriation!

You really are a mentally diseased moron aren't you? No wonder you think entitled, bratty children raised by shitty parents are OK.

Never reproduce. I can't stand the idea of someone so unprepared and unbecoming to be a parent having children just to ruin them.

Babies can be cute, some are meh and a few are ugly as hell. The parents are usually horrifying, of course.

Jaegers. They know something.

That's some badass looking thing you have there.

I just hope all the money spent in this new things come back to society in the form of new technologies like the moon landing did.

Here comes the Tumblr White Knight.

"So our coleslaw was made with about 5% cabbage and 95% slaw aka mayo and other junk. It was goopy, delicious mayo-y goodness"