Maybe they were just letting him get a lesson he'll never forget.

Same here. Melted ice cream is disgusting and gag inducing.

People can rationalize anything by the "I'm poor" argument, including homicide.

Apes weren't exactly the best material to work with to make a sapient species.

Instant Shitstorm of Greed and Cruelty: Just add Humans.

Hey! Don't let logic and common sense get in the way of outrage!

Simple, make your own $800,000 and donate it to whoever you wish.

No easy way out of this. They are human.

That's sad but, as far as the government is concerned, true.

Mankind does really have a death wish.

And that's not even the worst thing that happened yesterday. The most horrifying things happen in the dark and do not become news.

Marketing. But that's a lost battle as people will call anything drinkable and white, milk.

I've heard only good things about coconut milk and it seems to be delicious.

I'm not a Wasp or even a Bee. Or, sadly, a bumblebee.

More milk and gluten for us.

"I know a lot of commenters who have no experience in the industry are going to immediately say, "why did she come in? It's her fault for working sick!" Two things there: 1) you're an asshole, and 2) because she had to. "

Who wants to fly on United unless there are absolutely no other options?

That comes from the makers' own site.

So a businesses with very deep pockets don't have access to better methods than calling Bubba, the exterminator?

As if we needed any more reasons to deeply hate airports and United.