Replacing your top guy with a total amateur is now the thing that America does with its most important jobs.

You mean like GM of the 49ers?

which is why Pheel was sayin’ “BAH BAH”

That Simmons quote should be example 1, 1A and 1B why his career path has taken a sharp downward turn of late. Who wants to read that word salad bullshite?

did this ever really happen or are people misremembering it? Is this proof of a parallel universe?

(a dejected Houston Texans GM loads $10 million in a wheelbarrow to burn in a barrel fire) (looks through his desk for charcoal lighter/matches)

So dumb. +1

the Hoya athletic department unsuccessfully attempted to lure several big-name coaches—Notre Dame’s Mike Brey, Harvard’s Tommy Amaker, and Xavier’s Chris Mack, per an industry source—to fill the position after employing the services of search firm Korn Ferry.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

He was on Fox’s postseason coverage last year and it should be a seamless transition into broadcasting/commentating, hopefully they can boot off living fossil and Ditka analogue Pete Rose to make room for Jimmy.

He’s probably crying because he realizes he needs to spend time in Philadelphia.

Baylor: “Boy, we’re finally overtaking Penn State for most odious institutional breakdown! Our ‘callousness toward victims’ ratings are unprecedented!”

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

Nick Saban? Cranky.

The category was “People who annoy you”...

No, blpppt, the correct answer is naggers.

“The Boy’s Soul”

Came here for this

I am not a Michigan fan but I am also not a Not-Michigan fan and I absolutely love the guy. College football is better with him at Michigan.