Is it a hot take to say that Joe Maddon isn’t a very good manager? Kinda slots nicely in the Joe Torre tier of winning with supremely talented rosters in spite of himself no?

In fact, I would be much less likely to eat a sub sandwich if there were a human inside.

You are the true hero of the comment section, a real grinder of thoughts.

The Chinese must have forgotten that Thursday is Italian BMT day, not American ROV day.

Best part is Aaron’s recollection that he was sure the two white guys running along side him were about to try and kill him.

Yeah, both Popovich and Sager are guys that I really wanted to hate a while back but I just ran out of reasons to be able to.

I got soap in my eyes from the shower. All the way in the living room.

Oh man, did it get dusty in my house all of the sudden.

I guess you could say the new CBA is a kick to the balls to your average journeyman, eh?

Paying your employees is generally admired. Implying they should instead subsist on ramen noodles and find some other way to pay the bills (while “not worrying about the money”) because your organization, which makes enormous amounts of profits and hands out numerous multi-million dollar salaries, doesn’t feel like…

Telling someone “not to worry about the money” is akin to telling a drowning person “don’t worry about the oxygen.”

First they came for the Jews, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the blacks, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the gays, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the Mexicans, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the baseball writers, and I said “BY GOD THE SANCTITY OF THE HALL OF FAME MUST BE DEFENDED!!!!”

Foghorn Leghorn is a completely accurate representation of anyone living below the Mason-Dixon

CALL BERNIE KOSAR A RAVEN AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS

I noticed a coworker who looked a little down the other day after making a big mistake in a presentation, and I asked him if he was okay, and he said, “No, I feel like a real Cleveland Brown.”

If only it were that simple. Here’s how it goes in my home (I’m fairly sure I’ve posted this before, but nothing has changed.)

look how can we blame the campaign when there haven’t been any contemporary examples of extraordinarily run campaigns that leaned heavily on ground game, grassroots tactics

Also, he kinda-sorta-well-okay-not-really beat a cheetah in a foot race.

Have you ever considered introducing yourself over the phone as “Sargent, Jordan?”

“Enemy AC130 above!”