Frankly the most amazing thing about this is that she (or anyone else) could date someone who hates dogs (and I’m not talking preferring cats to dogs, which is offensive but allowable, I’m talking objectively disliking puppers.)

buddy, i’m an Eagles, Phillies, and Michigan fan. You might say this is just the missing piece of the sports torture puzzle.

Normally I’d say yes, but now I’m a Liverpool fan and watching that lead slip away from 4-1 felt EXTREMELY familiar and I’m not sure my heart is up for that sort of thing.

I was at this game and it was the first ever EPL match I’ve attended (living in NYC makes that sort of thing difficult.)

This man is an American hero.

you do understand that simply by virtue of calling out Eagles fans for being assholes, that the Vikings are going to revert back to form at the exact worst possible moment and people like me are going to laugh in your face until WE are the ones who get vaporized by the Patriots.

Yehoshua translates to “God is my salvation” which means my parents just got out in front of knowing that they were helpless in raising me.

Why you went with “anti-bigism” instead of BIGotry, I will never know, but that was a serious missed opportunity.

As a Michigan grad I respect the everloving shit out of Woody going for 2 there. Made the next year with Bo that much better.

Selma literally saved our asses. Selma.

Tangentially citing liquidity concerns around bitcoin is the most insightful commentary you’ve ever made about anything relating to finance.

Stay woke.

He was a hero of mine even before the Phillies signed him and I spent half an hour screaming ecstasy to my dad over the phone. This is fucking heartbreaking.

Is anyone that fucking surprised that a guy who sorta does his job while doped up on painkillers literally all day every day is blaming someone who can’t do the same?

This entire Giants team is basically Michael Imperioli getting shot in the foot, pissing off Joe Pesci, and then getting killed for pissing off Joe Pesci.

Clearly he’s having issues man let’s not shame him for the size of his head.

IMO, humans have always been this stupid.

Gotta be honest, the idea of Rex not having candy on Halloween when you know Rob is lurking in the background vacuuming up bite-size Snickers is a bit disingenuous.

I’m sorry but dammit if that doesn’t look like the craziest Oreo I’ve ever seen.

Honestly I’m just impressed they didn’t go with the standard Indiana cocktail and OD him on Oxycontin.