classic playing both sides of the aisle smdh

The risk/reward payoff just wasn’t there.

as an Eagles fan, i assure you this will not get nearly the respect and stars it deserves.

Good lord this was brutal to read.

Carl Lewis was the greatest of all time don’t @ me.

Y’all employed AJ Daulerio, get off your high horse.

I like the cut of your jib.

Damn too bad this happened like 20 years after grunge fell out of favor, Vedder and Cornell (RIP) could have had a field day.

The Declaration of Independence has exactly zero legal standing and is little more than the most eloquently-worded declaration of war in recorded history. You could try the Constitution though, and the last time states tried to secede, it ended pretty brutally.

Can someone explain the Dennis Schroeder bit? Is he also that much of an asshole?

ppl frget that Heath Shuler won a Heisman and also North Carolina’s 11th district.

Wait until he runs for Senate on the GOP ticket in Massachusetts. Just wait.

Buddy if you’re gonna waltz in here and tarnish the legacy of DeAngelo Williams, I certainly will not stand for it.

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANTS TO IMITATE THE BENGALS IN ANY CAPACITY?!

Give it time. Someone just filed a sexual assault complaint against one of his players, so I’m certain the time is nigh.

If anything, I think it only became bona fide hate after the Scientologists ruined their relationship with Isaac Hayes*. Everything else is just what they do - ripping on religion.

Not to nitpick here but that video pretty clearly demonstrates Trace McSorley isn’t left-handed.

I had no idea the voice in my head had taken over a Kinja burner.

Can’t forget that Carson Wentz is literally the Second Coming of our lord and savior...

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