From personal experience I assure you you don’t need Grandpa Muscles to shit yourself when you sneeze.

Still pleases me to no end that this team was recently such a dumpster fire of an organization that they made it a central plot of a Curb Your Enthusiasm season.

You’ve got enough wealthy alums at universities who will absolutely hold said universities’ charitable donations hostage if collegiate athletics ever started heading south.

How can anyone give respectability politics a good name?

lol i’d hope not

Given that the AL inherently has about 10% more position players / hitters than does the NL, by virtue of a trash concept instituted by trash people, it would follow that the AL has better hitters and ultimately a higher quality product overall (better hitters —> better pitching —> better teams overall)

This asshole is more wedded to triangles than Jack Barker, and he is a fictional caricature of tech dipshits. I fucking hate this fucking team.

It’s also worth noting, dipshit, that this would be newsworthy if it were happening to any and every other NBA team in the league.

The last time Dondarrion and the Hound hung out, the Hound cut Dondarrion in half, which required the doctor/high priest on staff with the Brotherhood to resurrect him.

He definitely cares about all those kids he oversigns, whom he requires to take a medical scholarship to stay on the team once someone else comes in and proves to be a more valuable asset.

When you say Eagles fan, do you mean the band, or the NFL team?

Also helps when you have another top-20 all-timer as your sidekick. The closest LeBron ever had to that was Dwyane Wade, who is certainly not top-2o all time. And the Bulls never had to play a team like the Warriors, where 4 of the top 20 in the league (and 2 of the top 5) are on the same team.

[...]which is akin to being kicked out of the skinheads for hating the Jews a little too much.

dammit

Think it was LBJ who went on the record as saying the following:

I mean, yet. Even if it’s an absurdly high bar to clear.

smh left-wing bias refusing to address him by his proper name, Jeb!

really curious as to why and how this discussion happened in the middle of a synagogue

This is sterling Kinja.