Basic physics would tell you that with the speed at which a bullet is fired, it would return to earth at essentially the same speed, accounting for minimal air resistance (given the relative density of the bullet.)

Maybe, JUST MAYBE, you enjoy the work you do for a living.

My understanding was that it unlocked with a few claps.

“Our running backs are the best running backs. Real workhorse guys, you’d be proud to have them date your daughter. Have you seen my daughter? Beautiful.”

1) I don’t envision Harbaugh ever choking out or swinging at an opposing player.

Intrigued to see if they put Ingram and AP out there at the same time and pull the ol’ bait-and-switch.

Hello! Resident Phillies fan here. I can see you’re new to the team.

I dno about that, the Flyers gave the Pens shitfits for several years in the playoffs by bullying the shit out of them. Doesn’t matter now obviously since the Flyers are in the middle of a rebuild-on-the-fly, but it is worth consideration.

You do understand that the only time Phil ever had success coaching, he had two of the 5 greatest swingmen in NBA history, right? Who were uniquely positioned to take advantage of a system that is completely outdated and would never work in today’s NBA? And that Phil has never had success unless he’s had someone in…

bravo, sir.

I mix M&Ms and Skittles all the time for the candy bowl I keep at my desk. I got the idea from reading all your articles on how to be the worst coworker imaginable.

If you have a third son, you must obviously name him Sisyphus.

Not today, Chris Webber. NOT TODAY.

If you’re gonna sub-tweet Greg Howard this hard then you should at least, you know, use Twitter for it.

Whenever I see “Heart and Soul” in any musical context I still think of Huey Lewis. Don’t @ me.

Strict adherence to fundamentalism miiiight be what got us here in the first place, tee hee.

I can think of two people who might disagree:

Someone needs to put together a Keith Jackson soundboard for the internet. The man’s voice was audible butterscotch.

This is a strong and bad opinion.

There’s zero chance, thanks to gerrymandering and a phenomenal if not delusional grassroots campaign, that the Democrats ever take the house back.