Look I’m not going to sit here and pretend Philly is anywhere near LA on the glamour scale but come on, it’s not THAT awful. A lot to be said for having water when you need it and no smog.

Friendly reminder that as demonstrably proven by South Park, you are effectively guaranteed a blowie if you take her to a Broadway show.

Is “Flop Arpund” one of the guys on your squad or was that a typo

I’d imagine they intended an audience with the other BBC.

Federer/Nadal basically made people choose sides because of the rivalry and until Federer, men’s tennis was sorta splintered by the playing surface (at least with the Americans - Sampras made it to exactly one French semifinal, Agassi won the French once, and until Nadal there was a good amount of turnover in French…

The specter of cognitive dissonance rears its fugly, ever-present head again.

Always a bit relieved when I find out I’m not the most insufferable Josh out there.

It’s a bit disingenuous to leave out the best reply in Horse Twitter history, Samer

I couldn’t embed the audio of the announcer from NBA Jam so this will have to do

Maybe my friends are better people than any of us would have thought but I don’t think I’ve ever encountered anything like this on Venmo. Usually we’re just trading OTPHJ’s.

Some elite #branding on his part with that t-shirt.

Well now I know how I’m structuring my next Madden team.

Your burner handle makes this far funnier than it should have been.

@Barry - are you pan-melonsexual, or do you limit it to watermelons? And what about seedless watermelons?

The End Times are nigh; Rovell Thoughts have escaped the containment unit.

I can’t explain how envious I am that you were able to figure out the word that kept escaping you.

Leaving a pretend explosive in a toilet?

Forgive the sheer amount of cliche BS here, but in college we had a system by which pledges would “interview” us frat bros in order to meet everyone, learn about each other, you know, the stuff you might not get to experience when you’re doing wall sits and drinking an entire keg without turning off the tap.

This took me way too long to understand but good on you. And shame on me for laughing my ass off.

do you want my resume? I don’t know how “influence” can be converted to a noun as someone who influences, but I can safely say I have convinced lots of people to do another shot when they were not very into it.